Lol have you noticed how the first thing to be made messy on a desk is the desk tidy?!

What was the deal at school when they (who're they?) asked you all to make the letter's look old and ruined by dipping them in tea and then cremating them? Well that's all well and good, I'm sure the paper just stank of PG Tips back in the good ol' days! Speaking of which I've got a tip for PG Tips! Bring back the chimpanzees!

Anyway my point was I was lighting a candle and I've got this fantastic postcard from a dear friend with some hilarious Guiness Pints which have been personified into characters saying some witty line about being swallowed! I think it would be funnier if they said they were getting drunk, as the people drinking them would be! LOLZA Anyway my point was, in your class was there someone who would burn the paper and THEN write about plague and wattle and dorb? How stupid can you get? Then they'd go and write around the fire-holes! OH EM GEE. If you remember someone doing that, find them and mock them!

I also am very much enjoying the Elvis Presley atm, I think it's because I can just spy Christmas creeping over the distant horizon (I've not said it's nearly here, so Christmas-haters take a break from hating!) Everyone knows he's been in many films, back in the day, but fewer people are aware of his more recent film, Bubba Hotep, where he plays himself and gives a spellbinding, spine-tingling performance as he battles a sort of cowboy spectre around an old peoples' home with the help of JFK. Based on the true story.

I was thinking recently about people who have huge dents and holes in their cars and cover it up with Duct tape, and could you build an entire car out of Duct Tape? Surely it would be cheaper! I was at the gym and watching music videos to hip hop music whilst listening to decent stuff (Like Aqua and Carly Rae) on my iPod, and there was one where this woman has a cardboard car. I'm just thinking can these two quite seperate (on the surface) phenomenons be just coincidences?

One day I was rooting around through iPlayer and I believe I was one of the first people to discover Pointless, hosted by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osmon. It's like a daytime quiz show. It's also amazing. I think I must have watched about 10 episodes back to back that day! They get the easy questions like 'Name a Country' and then you'd get morons going HURRPY DERPY IS THE SEA A COUNTRY? And then they'd be like name some musicals by Andrew Lloyd Webber, and you'd get some people going errrrrrrrrrm i think I'll go with Cats, no-one will have heard of that!


I strongly beleive that if you got all the people from earlier who did the burnt tea paper incorrectly, and got them to fight the stupidest contestants from Pointless, got it hosted by David Dickinson, with the star prize being a guest appearance in the PG Tips adverts having faeces thrown at them by the chimps (who have probably become feral by now!) that would make the finest programming ever to appear on television!