Will nout inspire?!

I jumped out the shower and went straight down the shops. Was arrested for not getting dressed first.

So I haven't yet gotten around to learning the piano again, but I am still thinking about it! Last night instead what I did was emotionally craft beuty on facebook in the form of a lovely cartoon kettle. Should sell in a Brighton Lanes store on the front of a t-shirt for great amounts of currency.









Sure, you can't make out the full message, but I think I prefer "u can ca e t-f" and wonder what's going through the kettle's mind as he boils his brains  on whatever recreational drugs he can get his beefy hands on. What a stud. I'd do him.

So I finished reading a book the other day and it was like a crime thriller one, and then at the end there's a page about what happened after she marries the man she loves and it just for a few pages becomes rancorous porn! "He touched her nipples with with ice cubes, and put warm oil inside her. he carried on until she begged him to enter her..."

Phrooorr!

Person at work: "Excuse me, where is the [CENSORED]"
Me: "It is here!"
Person: "Thank you how helpful, what is your name?"
Me: "You'll never take me back to your village and make me your god!" *jumps through sheet glass window and away*
Person: "Wait! Come back!"
Me: "But it was too late, I was already narating the end of this segment".


Another incident at work...

Me: "Sorry, I think I spat on your face" *wipes off face*
Colleague: "Most people would just have said nothing. That's bravery"
Me: "And like that I made a new friend"
Colleague: "Who are you talking to?"

An update for all my readers, I have now put some clothes on. Also I was leaving the post office the other day and it was pissing it down so I was turning on my iPod (apologies for the product placement) and this "character" was leaving the place past me and was like OH EM GEE M8 IT'S LIKE PROPER PISSING IT DOWN!
I was like please I hope you're not talking to me. Luckily it turned out they were not. I DON'T GO TO THE POST OFFICE TO MAKE FRIENDS!

I feel like such a winner today, and not just because I won £1 on a scratchcard let me tell you!

I feel that as I approach the ripe ol' age of 22 next week, life has rarely been this big! Only today I won £1 on a scratchcard #winning! 



As I'm scribing (by candlelight #trustorybro) I'm truly enjoying the musical magic of OwlCity and Carly Rae Jepson. Some may say I'm a few months behind everyone else, but I say if I was a mother I'd do the hump!


I feel really inspired to write on this blog, especially after listening to the rhythmic joys of Aqua's Greatest Hits! In my opinion, Barbie Girl and Doctor Jones! It really makes me appreciate my own life!


I've been indulging in CANDLES and LOVIN' lately, and everyone involved has had their lives improved by a factor of 3 #LIFECUBED!

I can't get enough of getting enough...

I also can't get enough of going to car boot sales and getting bargain artwork, and covering my walls in it! I remember this Summer I had like £6 left or summink and I said to the nice man I've only got £6 left or summink how many kilos of art can I purchase? He was lark well M8 I'm only gonna flog you three kilos for that, and I was like what a bargain, surprise me with whatever you got! The three I got one was like a man in a turban behind a vase and a trumpet, one was an old washer woman with a dwarf nby some gumdrop cottages, and the last was a sort of square factory.

 I went to the post office today as well, there were two women sitting in some chairs i was like are u q-ing? They weren't! #winning! 

Then we went off to Haywards Heath to use the other Post Office, cos I love the Post Office it reminds me of my girlfriend. Then I went to Gamestation and met this hilarious guy! He called my companion a whore! She's like the Amy Pond to my David Tennant.

I've been thinking of developing my hair into a perm. Sorry MAN is this getting a bit too real for you, bro?!

Speaking of wrapping things up (I was talking about it with my companion whilst thinking about to type, before you posers say HEY MAN YOU WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT WRAPPING UP!) I am well looking forward to christmas! More on this subject tomorrow! PEACE OUT