Saturday, 12 May 2018

If a blog itself could get PTSD then was given free reign to a box of chocolates filled with statues

Allow me to illuminate you all on the ongoings of my life since last time I ventured forth into the fiery waters of bloggery in the good ship Truth-Bomb. Twas the year of September last year.
Since then it's been my birthday and Christmas, now it's May next year. I've upgraded from Smirnoff to Five vodka, which has a corked bottle so I presume it's higher quality
Now you're up to date.

So I had a dream the other night where someone I know (who shall remain a nonny mouse - which incidentally is the name of a poetry book i was once shown when i was about 5 in school). was driving around in a super sports car with only two tyres and he was like follow me but i was like okay and i have a flat tyre! Elements of the story are missing.

So I recently looked into moving back out into Brighton or Hove so I can live the zany bohemian lifestyle everyone down there clearly lives 24/8, but ran into a problem. If you're a long-time reader of these, you'll remember that I used to live down there for a bit a few years ago and had a decent-sized studio flat for £500 a month. NOW I'll be looking at paying out way more money for a place literally the size of a kitchen.


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SO instead of paying a fortune to live in a cupboard I'm seriously considering this lifestyle instead
I men what's not to love. It's sunny, I can ride a horse about and finally make use of that holster I bought last year and probably be able to buy a mansion in Texas or wherever!

What's probably influenced this is my revived love of country music! I've gotten fully into some Townes Van Zandt recently, as well as George Strait, Chris Stapleton, Johnny Cash and many others!


When not listening to country music and wondering whether to invest in a lasso and ass-less leather chaps, I've also been enjoying the Biggie Smallz/Thomas the Tank Engine mashup and the Lazytown Dank edition.

I'll do my best to get back on these in the regular, but frankly I'm not some overly-friendly youtuber/blogger who needs followers because they don't have an actual job/self-respect, so whether or not you read this makes very little difference to me. #dropsmic


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