Do I drink to write, or use writing as an excuse for drinking?

Lately my desktop has begun to see a return of discarded bottlecaps, I feel like a lazy prospector from Fallout New Vegas. Easy Pete would be so unproud!

Since I'm contractually obliged to mention candles, today something well exciting happened. I was like lighting a candle and the match was like a double match! My mind my blown. Wide!

Also a thought I've harboured for many years is that Dragon's Den would be so hugely improved by a maverick unknown millionaire who was loose with cash and dressed up as a Chinese Dragon, and who from time to time would breathe fire on entrepeneurs!

Cannot think of anything else to write atm! 

Have been inspired to learn piano properly this time! I'll keep y'all updated on how it goes!