In case you didn't get this, my last blog post title was actually the name of a Billy Joel song. Anyway so I'm slightly more settled in my flat now, I even put up some shelves the other day though I dont know why I bothered there weren't even any women around to be impressed by it!
I even converted my own tv stand by tearing out the broken drawers from a chest of drawers and smashing a hole in the back of it with a hammer for the leads to come out, it looks so professional.
So I was reading my Bible last night by candlelight and became accutely aware of noisy neighbour sex going on in the flat next to mine. Not like outrageously noisy, I dont want you to worry, but it got me to thinking what the correct sort of response is. I mean I probably wont actually make any kind of response as it didn't overly bother me but anyway I'm thinking that in this day and age I can think of a better response than banging my broom against the wall (not in a sexual way, that would be a bit disturbing...however the noise and the time they'd have to take calling the police would undoubtedly have the desired effect! "Officer come quick, there's a crazy man having sex with household objects next door! I heard him say he was going to be really dirty with the dustpan and in my opinion there's no room for irony when it comes to hanky-panky!".
Anyway so if I cant bang my broom against the wall, I was thinking of posing as a Headboard Repairman and just keep knocking on my neighbour's door? Or maybe get some friends and dress up as church elders and invite ourselves in and sprinkle holy water around the place and then leave (I admit I'm not especially religious, but that's the sort of thing church elders are expected to do, yes?)
The only other option I think it realistically available to me is dressing as a gimp and knocking on their door
Then they were at it again whilst I was eating my Sugar Puffs and watching my daily episode of M.A.S.H.!
That's all from me at the moment. Cheerio x
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