This truth bomb is less damaging than the actual bombs

So I told a ffrioend my theory if you took the Man as the main bit from SuperMAN then cryptominte would be a euthamism for committment! Am I right ladies?
A friend dropped a truth bomb on me today saying that i just make friend with beautiful women who i cannot be in a relationship with - and in my alcohol-weakened state I have to stop and think about this.
Also I've fallen in lvoe with the voice and style of Eartha Kitt (the voice of Yzma from the Empieror's New Groove) and her many fantastic songs, especiallty Proceed with Caution which you shoudl all put on as he soundatrack for this blog as you read!
Stayinh vaguely in touch with current affairs as i so often do, I think that as we're in a recession a lot of newspapers could save money by just reprinting the same headlines every day saying "Government proves they are out of touch and don't give a shit what voters think" and then the next story could be about peoples' surprise as this, algthough we shouldn't really be surprised by now./ I mean what is the point of having a government which does not represent the views of the people? I mean do the people of the UK even matter to this privaleged few who we (and by 'we' I mean 29% of us) elected into power. In myu opinion the rich shouldn't vbe given power. The good should be given power - those who arn't driven by money. Anyone who has to work towards getting power from a young age (like the political system in this country dictates should be) sghould not be the people we get in power. I mean you only need to listen/read to the news to notice how fucking corrupted by greed and power the government is - not to mention to the media. They'd do anything just to keep things comfortable for themselves adn their fat cat friends - why it's still news to learn that the PM or Chancellor are doing something to fuck over the common people whilst kkeeping things peachy for the wealthy still qualifies as news is a mystery to me!
Anyway on another compleely different note I found out I am totally out of touch with my former colleagues as i was chosen to DJ at the christmas party and woefully failed to impress with what i thought was a pretty banging playlist! I was deeply saddenned by this and it#'s affected by self-confident with regard to my future carrerr as a DJ :(
Amidst all this misery it is Christmas in the air and I am wel looking forward to it! I've decided to do homemade gifts this year as I am poor and steadfastly belive my family will love some homemade tat, but maybe I'm as mistaken about this as i am about my DJ-ing skillz!
BLERGH!