You'd have to be crazy not to be scared of it. Also Zorro is very sexy.

I recently had my hair cut and the hairdresser did the thing they do every time is shave the back of my neck and do a good job with that then they creep down to between my shoulders and they're still shaving, then they notice that a queue or people has formed and the hair just seems to keep going on forever, so they're like yes my work here is done for now.
I'm thinking if I get into a relationship then a touching thing to do might be shave the lady's name into my back - less permanent than a tattoo and of course reflecting the fickle nature of life - what is there one moment might be gone the next!

People who say 'just saying' are not just saying - basically what they're saying is that...well what the fuck do they even mean? I mean usually they're commenting on something they disagree with but basically don't have the balls to jump head first into the debate and open themselves up to counter-arguments. Like guys, I don't like agree with ur smoking the drugs, dude. Hey, just saying!
Oh guys, he's just saying! Well we can hardly argue with that!
Why don't u take ur just saying and just get lost, loser! We don't even like you because you're such a square. Too many corners for my liking, I'm such a circle. Like the circle of life, homie. That's why they call me Mufasa.
This is all an excerpt from an actual real-life conversation I overheard between some young people.

I watched the Mask of Zorro recently and boy is that a sexually-charged hero if ever I saw one! I was amazed at his macho-ness, his swordplay and taking notes all at once! My goodness I am trying my hardest to channel a bit of his charmingness into my day-to-day life, I hope some of the ladies in my life have noticed. and where can I get a horse?!

I started an apprenticeship recently and that involves me going to college once a week - I am the oldest person in my class of 7 and it feels very different to when I was 17 or whatever I was last time I was there, I mean I no longer feel any need to care about anyone elses' opinions and have some idea of how doing well in this could affect my work-life so there is some incentive to do well.

Being a student now who still earns a living wage means I can actually afford to go to the gym now, so I've been waking up about 5:45am to pump iron etc before work. I showered in the nude with other men and it was strangely empowering.

I've discovered the joys of the band Jive Bunny recently too that basically lived around 1990 (AD) and made insane mashups of great tunes. I would encourage you to listen to something of their's.

I'm not afraid of lettuce but I am just sensibly cautious around it.