If my last posts haven't been offensive enough for you...

It's been nearly a week since the Brexit announcement and I am drowning in the to-ing and fro-ing on social media sites about whether we should all have hope because a certain thing Will or Definately Won't happen, or whether we should just give up and dig a Fallout Shelter to hide in for the next hundred years.
One thing that is clear though, is that since last week all the proud British racists in our country feel like they have well and truly taken back their country and are celebrating by being really awful to people who aren't British enough for their liking.
The thing with a lot of racists is that they're nearly exclusively massive twat-bags that are as stupid and usually have bad grammar. I was thinking about this a lot today in between binging House on Netflix and crying with loneliness - I reckon the main reason you get all these racist cunt-nuggets is that all they have going for them is they were born in Britain, which is a country that is reasonably cool (I mean, being British, I'm not allowed to admit that cos we love to just call out our country on being shit) but yes apart from that they are socially inept bell-munching Sun-reading lady-harassing street-drinking public-area-swearing...cunts.
We all knew they existed before this week. Hell, we all went to school with some knob who just fucked around the whole time, probably bullied someone that definately wasn't you and you're definately not still upset by certain things because of it - but yes we all know someone who you're like oh em gee why are you so uneducacted in these things? SO basically if you're racist, what I'm saying, is it's because being born in Britain is the only thing you have going for you and everyone thinks you're a knob. Plus being born here didn't take any skill on your part and if you were born in some of the countries who's people you victimise you would probably have the shit beaten out of you.
I draw your attention to that video you may or may not have seen of some chav (bringing it back) who is probably about 18/19 but acts like a complete jenkem-huffer and you can see he has no shame in what he's saying and fears no reprisal from any of the nicer-looking commuters on the tram. He's not worried about any of them turning to him and saying 'listen son, shut up or I will literally blow your face up' because thats just not how we do it over here. In America they would be well within their rights to blow up the whole tram carriage with their machine guns, probably hitting a local school in the process and everyone would be like 'well, it was bound to happen wasn't it? What i want to know is, why didn't everyone in the carriage have their own assault rifle to defend themselves with' i mean let's call that American Stupid and it's very different to British Stupid. Imagine the fallout that happens if America doesn't elect Donald McTrumpDickFuckCuntKnobPooBum in November and then every Brit will be like....does that make us the stupid ones now? Imagine the mental breakdown we, as a country, will have if that happens.

So we've basically a divided nation as I write this. Social Media is an evil, in this case. It gives an equal platform to everyone, when nearly everyone's opinions are fucking stupid and not worth listening to. I don't care that Deborah from some shithole village where they have one black person living on the outskirts..i dont cre what that racist, backward arsehole thinks! You may have won the war even though you were born only about 30 years ago but so what? That was a fucking long time ago now and was fought about facism which you retardedly ignore for the fact tht we fought off foreigners so basically all foriegners are bad!

How sick is it that Nigel Farrage REPRESENTS us in the EU? He wants out, so why the fuck are we not like GTFO of Brussells then, you're literally the worst spokesperson for us there! WHO elected him there?! WHO?! That's not a rhetorical question I want names and addresses and lists of their fears!

And what about Cornwall basically saying fuck off EU but thanks for the money, oh by the way rest of the UK, we're gonna need LOADS of money from you all to stop us being so effing backwards now thanks bbz. If I was the rest of the UK, and for arguments sake I will take on that role now, I would be like toplel, Cornwall. Top. Lel. Maybe if you had more than one damned train per day you wouldn't be in this mess! We're demoting you to the Isle of Wight's understudy in backwards counties.

It is time that good, normal British public made a voice to say NO, I will not stand for this terrible racism from basically the detritus of the UK gene pool. Your voice shall be stamped out by goodwill and reason, but also I'd rather live in a harder country in which the video of that utter turd-bag on the tram was accosted by the other members of the public who would forcibly remove him from the tram and if any of them are having a bad day it should be within their rights to hold his head under the wheels...too far? Maybe but I think naming and shaming them isn't enough anymore. They clearly have no shame. We need to educate them that what they're doing is NOT okay. We, as the moderates and liberals of this country, need to stand up to this abuse and protect our friends and family wherever they come from because the future is more important than the past!

Most people will be able to trace their ancestors back to another country at some point in the last few generations - I myself am told there is some French in here somewhere - but my point is if these kinds of offensive, aggressive and stupid louts are what a pure English family tree looks like, then there's something rotten in the roots.

In other news my car is working again.

Have a lovely evening u saucy minxes - the picture below is cos da gloves are off

Everything you need to know about the EU referendum

One thing that we definitely haven't had enough of over the last 24 hours is peoples' opinions! So allow my to deposit my two cents (after I change all my UK currency to dollars and cents in the wake of the massive crash in its value)...

Would it be remiss of me to state that something dark and disturbing has long been coming for our little country? Remember all those years ago when we had an empire and it was the greatest empire the world had ever seen and we did all that amazing stuff? Well we need to get over that. Years ago.

We joined the EU in 1973, before a lot of you, myself included, were even born. Before the internet, or Rick Rolling, or even before the original release of the Rick Roll, in the 80s. Basically it was a simpler time. 

Anyway I was luring you in with tales of the past - now let me take you on a whirlwind tour of the future...

You've spent all day hearing either doom and gloom from upset Remain voters, or bigotted racism disguised as patriotism so i'm going to offer you it from a different perspective.

The UK as we have known it most of our lives has been a miserable, self-important little land and we all knew that loads of people were xenophobic (which is a fear of the unknown (i.e. foreigners (not the band who produced the absolutely tune "I Want To Know What love Is"))) or just racist in general. I remember years ago in an interview Stephen Fry said something along the lines that the average Brit suffers from a huge superiority complex which is just hiding an inferiority complex, and I think he's right. We're all brought up being told what a great country, a Great Britain (I am so pleased with myself), we all live in, and that used to be true we literally used to run a quarter of the world, but nowadays we're only top of the poles like the most drug offences in Europe or biggest teenage pregnancy - although the latter is probably hailing back to the days when if a girl wasn't pregnant by the time she was 15 then she was probably just a beard in a sham marriage - but luckily times have changed! 

I believe, more so than our corrupt upper elite and two other examples, our biggest crime has been complacency. Even in this recent referendum I think only about 70% of people voted, the other 30% probably couldn't be arsed, or was there a football match on that day? And even though for once young people actually bothered to vote - AHA! the old people came out in droves to get their own back for all the anti-social behaviour and drugs etc that the young people, especially students, always do! Plus some of them remember when we were at war in Europe - one elderly person I know actually voted leave because of the war. One young person I overheard on the train only this morning voted out because she hated David Cameron (though i guess she got the result she wanted!) 

In a way I feel sorry for old Dave. He spends years coddling the super-rich and fucking over everyone else, and the minute he actually gives a ticker's jizz for what the British public think, we, as a country, basically take a huge metaphorical shit with our clothes on. 

But, friends, not all is lost. Things are dark right now, and they won't get better without a hell-a-lot of effort. By effort I mean EVEN more than screaming onto social media (ironic) because doesn't everyone like to think they've figured it all out and must let everyone they know know that? Because whilst people are doing that then they arn't actually having to get off their arses and make the changes that will be necessary to drag this country out of this slump.

Changing isn't quick or painless , a great historic example would be our old friend and ally Joseph Stalin who actually killed more people than Hitler but we ignore that because they were people who lived in the country he was manager of, or something. Anyway when he took over control of Russia the country was a complete dive and he built them tractors and dams etc and mechanised them (which isn't to say he created Russian cyborgs) and anyway the end result was that Russia was in much better shape and nice and ready for WW2. but yeah lots of people died during these changes cos they had to do decades worth of work in very little time. 

This is a different place and time but this culture where the uneducated (and many of the snobbish educated, too, let's not label here) beleive that just because they happened to fall out of a vagina (and not just an vagina, a good old-fashioned British vagina!) on British soil that makes them better than anyone who wasn't born here. 

I still remember, from many many years ago the first time racism was explained to me (not from a sympathiser, mind) and it baffles me that anyone would think in that way. I mean the sort of people who go around saying 'oh these foreigners come over here stealing our jobs' is such shallow-minded bullshit that some people still cant grasp. If someone's better than you at a job then they damn well deserve it, u moron! 

It's tragic that immigrants are treated like the enemy in this country and one of the reasons for this is because they are some of the most vulnerable. The mega-rich basically own the 'free' press in this country, papers like The Sun, which literally tells it's readers that all the reasons their lives arn't everything they want them to be are the faults of these immigrants rather than the actual culprits, the mega-rich who are fucking them over the entire time just so they can masturbate in a pile of cash (figuratively, and perhaps literally). 

Have you ever met someone not from the UK? They're usually lovely people! Like someone from the UK except not a miserable, sarky c*nt. I have a colleague from Australia who I assisted with something and they said 'You're the best!' and with that accent I actually believed it! I didn't think 'no need to be sarcastic!' Whenever a foreign national I know is laughing at something that I find funny I have to literally plaster a smile on my face and pretend I feel anything as much as they do! I am so envious of them! 

So I bet you're wondering what we're going to do now, eh? The racists have shown that they actually outnumber the tolerant and though hatred (or haters-gonna-hate-ing, as it's now known) is the easier option I feel inspired by the likes of Mohatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jnr and Nelson Mandela who did not turn to the ways of violence but wished to change opinion by peaceful means despite the huge barriers put up whenever you try to have a sensible debate with people who might as well be programmed to be ignorant and intolerant. 

At this moment in time we have demonstrated not only that the majority of the people do not wish to remain in the EU, but also perhaps that as a country we do not deserve to be part of something better. A near-even split of opinion says, to me, that things have to change.

This cultural cancer of xenophobia and intolerance needs to be removed from the top down, from the likes of the Brexit leadership and the media-moguls like Rupert Murdoch right down to those at the bottom of the heap who are told by the rich to direct their anger at those most vulnerable within society.

If you believe in this country, like I do, then don't ever give up. You're not alone. Sometimes one has to stare over the lip of the bottomless pit before one knows to pull back and take a deep breath.

Pulling together and embracing our neighbours or all nationalities is the best way to defeat these power-hungry fear-mongerers. 

They are the true villains we need to take our country back from - before they divide up the assets and sell the rest of it for scrap.

Save the future of your country 

Don't hate - educate.