MENTION people in my post on Google Chrome?! I'd sooner talk about my life experiences! So I went to my Grandparents for Christmas and on the way back we went to the Sainsburys service station and you'll never guess who I saw?! HOBNOBS for only 52p! Needless to say I bought a packet of those badboys and I'm just waiting for the write moment to open them like some kinda bloomin vintage chardonney?
I also unearthed an old woolen jumper it's well pukka, I beleive is the expression! My expression is one of btichin'ness atm as I rock out to some Nicki Minaj! Just remembered that there was a new song by her out recently I had better check out the ol' iTunes and download that, I'm not one of those criminal-types who just downloads music on the rough! And yes, before you ask, of course when I'm listening to 'Whip It' of course I make a whipping motion with my hand, like some kinda of rodeo-ing Gangnam-Styler!
BRB (please allow a gap of about 2minutes)
I decided not to buy it, I'll have to think about it again with a clear head when making a financial decision of that kind of scale! In the meantime I've decided to listen to The Boy Does Nothing cos it's ace!
Ok so now that it's 1013 I think it's time for some abrupt and gob-smacking changes within my life! So I did it. I downgraded my regular pizza choice from a Large Dominator to a Medium. Of course I thought on this sort of diet I'll be so thin I'll be approached by most of the large supermodel-chains...cannot even think of one atm...I'd be happy to model for Primark cos I like their style, and speaking of style I got a tshirt from them the other day saying HEY SEXY LADY on it, then with brackets GANGNAM STYLE and another one saying HIP HOP IS NOT A CRIME, which I like cos it's true. But as I was saying earlier in the paragraph, on this diet I might get kidnapped by a modelling agency, like in the first series of Heroes. But as I was saying, to stop this happening to me I'm going to up my intake of alcohol, starting tonight!
My money pot I got for Christmas 2011 is nearly full, and I will smash it open to reap the riches within, it will be glorious! I suspect it will contain unlimited pounds.
